Lady-like

Sitting at in lot at Rose Nullman park, I frantically dry-shaved my legs with dollar store razors because in a fit of sun-induced frenzy I left the house without changing out of my purple-striped shorts. And this girl doesn't shave unless it's a goddamned special occasion. A sweet elderly couple holding hands passed by my car as I swiftly shaved, the razor scratching at my dry, pale skin and they said "Good morning!" while simultaneously peering inside of my car.. and then they quickly looked away, trying to disguise their surprised grins.

Fuck you, old people. At least I'm trying.