The shady vet

- Hello, house call vet! I waited for your for an hour and a half to come and see my cat, but you never showed up. It's very strange that you are returning my call six hours later!

- Hi. Yes, I must have forgotten! How strange! Let's reschedule. 

- Great! 

- How is noon next week?

- That's perfect as long as you are not late this time! Hah!

- Wonderful. That will be $200!

- ..

- ..

- Fuck you.